In which my sister points out that sometimes, one must sacrifice for one's husband

2 hours ago

Me
Primo just said Ted might be staying at his dad's for the funeral . I will have to slit my wrists if i have to spend 2 days with that guy

24 minutes ago

My sister
These are times you suck it up for your husbands sake. Or you could kill off the brother.

Me
How long would i be in prison do you think ?

My sister
Too much and I'm not sure how good you look in Orange.

Me
I actually look good in orange

My sister
Then u don't have much to lose.

My sister
The cats would miss you.

Me
They like whoever feeds them