Which seems kind of odd to me as third-party candidates have not done well, at least not in recorded history, but perhaps the name caller knows some strange magic that is unavailable to the rest of us, a magic where Ralph Nader does win instead of screwing it up for the Dems.
I have always found that calling someone an insulting name is the best way to get him to do what I want. Primo agrees with me and told this person, "Thank you for showing me the error of my ways! I will change now. I will vote for the third-party candidate and that candidate will triumph and we will all be happy!"
The whole truth and nothing but the truth about my husband, his parents, and me - That Woman.
Golddigger 101
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Thursday, January 5, 2017
Sunday, January 1, 2017
In which Primo doesn't want my mom to use the Good Glass
Mom: Which glass is mine?
Primo: I don't know. Just take a clean one from the cupboard.
Mom reaches for a glass and selects not one of the brewery souvenir glasses but something Primo got at a political event and labeled as such.
Primo: But not that one!
Mom: What?
Primo: Not that one.
Me: Why not?
Primo: What if it breaks?
Me: Because my mother is in the habit of throwing glasses to the floor?
Primo: I don't know. Just take a clean one from the cupboard.
Mom reaches for a glass and selects not one of the brewery souvenir glasses but something Primo got at a political event and labeled as such.
Primo: But not that one!
Mom: What?
Primo: Not that one.
Me: Why not?
Primo: What if it breaks?
Me: Because my mother is in the habit of throwing glasses to the floor?
In which my mother OF COURSE is a net benefit to our house instead of a timesuck
My mom just asked if there was anything she could do to help. I asked her to repair the loose doorknob on the upstairs door. Was that wrong?