Golddigger 101

Thursday, October 16, 2014

In which Primo speaks at an event where there are posters of the president all over the place which is not surprising but there is also a life-sized cardboard cutout of the pres, which is a little weird

I rolled my eyes when I saw the photo on facebook. There is Primo, speaking at a campaign event. And there are posters the president on the wall. And there is a life-sized cutout of the president standing next to Primo.

Honestly.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

In which I marvel at Sly's ability to sacrifice in support of his principles

Primo: When I was at my mom and dad's, my dad made a huge shopping trip to Wal-Mart.

Me:  But I thought your dad hates Wal-Mart.

Primo: He does.

Me: But I thought he thinks Wal-Mart exploits workers and is anti-union and is pretty much evil personified, responsible for the downfall of American society.

Primo: He does.

Me: I mean, he rails against Wal-Mart!

Primo: I know.

Me: So why does he shop there?

Primo: I asked him. He says they have things he can't get elsewhere.

Me: Like they are the only place that carries the drug that keeps him alive?

Primo: No. They have a breakfast cereal that he likes.