Golddigger 101

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Friday, March 26, 2010

In which I get stressed out because the relationship is moving way too fast and because it's just hitting me that I am unemployed

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January 2006 My last day of work was December 30. I have gotten my severance package, which was quite generous: two weeks' pay for every...
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In which Primo has a hissy fit over a broken vase and I realize that he was raised in a truly dysfunctional home

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2006 sometime. I don't remember the date. Primo is still in his Fairview apartment with the crazy laundry people upstairs. We are going ...
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Thursday, March 25, 2010

In which Primo and my sister bid against each other on eBay for my Christmas present

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Christmas 2006 We spend Christmas with Sly and Doris. We drive there from my house. Primo has taken ten days off from work and we are going ...
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In which I get an engagement trash can

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We have decided to get married. When is this - summer 2007? Oh sure Primo has been in loooove with me for a long time and I am crazy about h...
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In which Primo gets out of ever having to do anything for Valentine's Day again

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Summer 2006 Primo and I have been out of town. We return to my house in Springfield. The battery in my car is dead. But that's OK. I can...
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

In which I meet Primo's best friend from high school, who doesn't like me

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June 2006 Primo has been talking about his friend Mark since I met him. They smoked pot and drank beer together in high school. Mark was in ...
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In which I discover that Primo might be a bit of a hoarder

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One afternoon early in our dating relationship, as I am stuck at Primo's apartment visiting him and he is working and there is nothing g...
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

In which Primo meets my mom and my licking cousin

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August 2006 I take Primo to the big fish fry my aunt and uncle throw every year at their lake place. Don't be thinking this is all fancy...
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In which Primo slays a dragon for me

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Spring 2006 In February, Primo and I go to Morocco to visit my friends Henry and Norah. While we are there, I have a stress attack about Not...
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Monday, March 22, 2010

In which Primo and I get into a huge fight because of the crazy laundry neighbors

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Spring 2008 I have sold my house and car. (Primo has three, yes three, cars and does not think a 1992 paid-for Toyota is worth keeping.) We ...
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In which I hear Primo sing for the first time and am worried I will have to pretend that he is good

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December 2005 Primo has flown me up to his place. I guess we like each other. He makes me a supper of steak and vegetables on the grill. In ...
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In which Primo and I have the Gateway Nap and we confirm that I am indeed easy

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November or December 2005 I'm too lazy to find an old calendar to determine the correct date. Primo, however, would know this off the to...
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In which Sly and Doris won't accept help from Stephanie

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This is how a conversation with my sister in law usually goes. Or, at least, this section is a usual component of our conversation. The rest...
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

In which Primo and I have our second date but it's only our first date by his count

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I don't want you to have a false impression of Primo based on his not paying for lunch. We went dutch and I was annoyed, but after that,...
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Friday, March 19, 2010

In which Primo and I have our first date, only he doesn't think it's a date so he doesn't pay

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Y'all, I am running out of Sly and Doris stories and I am not particularly eager to accompany Primo on his forced march to their place i...
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