Golddigger 101

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

In which I tell Primo I will change my name as soon as he is six feet under

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Me: If you die, I am changing back to my maiden name. Primo: What? You would? Me: As soon as I get rid of the cats and all your crap in the ...
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Friday, April 9, 2010

In which Primo sort of humiliates himself to get me a treat

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February 2010 Primo has to go to Germany for work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds good, but I have traveled with him before and here's how ...
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In which we get cats and I discover that Primo baby talks to them, which is a little creepy if you ask me

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Spring 2009 We are in the house, done with the big traveling (we take a two-week trip to Spain and Morocco in the fall as our sort of honeym...
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In which Primo meets my father

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My dad died in 1997. August 27, 1997 at about 6:00 a.m. The nurse woke me up (my mom, my sister, my brother and I were staying at the hospic...
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Thursday, April 8, 2010

In which Sly and Doris buy a new TV for Nancy after her loser boyfriend breaks it but won't buy a computer for Primo

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The rational response when the skanky boyfriend of the heroin-addict daughter breaks her television: Don't buy her another TV. The Sly a...

In which Primo gives me a hard time about not giving homemade jam to his mother

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December 2009 We are getting ready for the Forced March to Sly and Doris' house. Primo asks if I am going to give his mother some of the...
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

In which Primo gets an annulment

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January 2008 Primo's divorce from Isabel is finally done. All the delays because the lawyer was having elective surgery and didn't t...
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

In which Primo and I have a big fight about my slight obsessiveness about certain things like exercise and blogging

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July 2006 Primo has come to Springfield to visit me for the 4th of July weekend. I am happy to see him as always but I don't plan to mak...
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Monday, April 5, 2010

In which I have a horrible job interview in Fairview

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May 2006 I have been trying to find a job. Really. I do need a job. I don't know yet that I am going to marry Primo and become a gold di...
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

In which Sly shows off his amazing math skills

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Thanksgiving 2008 I am trying very hard to keep my mouth shut while we are visiting Sly and Doris. I don't want to set Sly off. It's...
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Friday, March 26, 2010

In which I get stressed out because the relationship is moving way too fast and because it's just hitting me that I am unemployed

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January 2006 My last day of work was December 30. I have gotten my severance package, which was quite generous: two weeks' pay for every...
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In which Primo has a hissy fit over a broken vase and I realize that he was raised in a truly dysfunctional home

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2006 sometime. I don't remember the date. Primo is still in his Fairview apartment with the crazy laundry people upstairs. We are going ...
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Thursday, March 25, 2010

In which Primo and my sister bid against each other on eBay for my Christmas present

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Christmas 2006 We spend Christmas with Sly and Doris. We drive there from my house. Primo has taken ten days off from work and we are going ...
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In which I get an engagement trash can

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We have decided to get married. When is this - summer 2007? Oh sure Primo has been in loooove with me for a long time and I am crazy about h...
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In which Primo gets out of ever having to do anything for Valentine's Day again

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Summer 2006 Primo and I have been out of town. We return to my house in Springfield. The battery in my car is dead. But that's OK. I can...
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