The Diary of a Gold-Digger

Are any of you guys on facebook? I am. I waste way too much time there. I post almost every day and sometimes more than once a day. I don...

Primo: My dad says that Puff (cat #1) is terrorizing Snow (cat #2) and would we maybe take Snow. Me: No way. Primo: I know. We have two grea...

Primo: My parents have let themselves be talked into having Christmas at Stephanie's. Me: What do you mean, "talked into?" Pri...

You didn't think the Ted story was over, did you? Oh no! There is more. Fast forward to a few years later. Two or three. I can't rem...

It’s a Friday in August. I come home from work, humming a John Denver song (to myself -- I don’t want to be ticketed by the hip police), loo...

The only way I can write this post (heck, this blog) is that I am positive my mother does not read this blog. There are things I just don...

Ted left me a message he had gotten some really good chocolate that he needed to share with me. I left him a message that he should bring it...

Ted called me at work. "A bunch of us are going out to dinner. One of the women who is going is the older one with the crush on me....

I have found an old journal with very detailed notes. I'm glad to see that I have remembered the basics of the Ted story, but there are ...

I finished the birthday cake and called Ted to arrange the return of his cutting board and roasting pan. I asked if he was going to the wine...

One night, when Ted was working late at the hospital near my apartment, a week or two after we had returned from the class reunion, he calle...

The week after my birthday, I had to go to California for a stupid trade show. Of course it was on a weekend. My industry always had trade s...

Ted and I had been talking and talking and talking. He would call me as he drove from work back home (living with his parents! red flag! red...

I have waited to write about Ted because I am still mortified that I didn't see the red flags that were so big and so wavy that they cov...

The last we spoke, I was in New Jersey for a three-week training program. Did I mention that there were twice as many men as women in this p...