The Diary of a Gold-Digger

OK. Here's the note I mailed to Sly and Doris. I did not send them an email because 1. I wanted it to take longer for them to respond ...

Primo still wants to be in politics. He wants to quit his job and get a political job, which he cannot do until I get a job that pays more t...

Did I tell you that Samantha is running for office? She is! Can you believe it?!!! We can't. Primo has not spoken to Samantha in...

Wait! Did I tell you guys that Sly and Doris were really ticked off at the way I addressed my thank-you note to them for the Christmas prese...

After Primo has spent 20 minutes going through everything in the freezer to figure out what we have and what  we don't. I keep a spreads...

So I thought that once the election was over and Primo went back to work and I worked and we had no more alimony payments to Imelda that our...

Did I tell you guys that at Christmas, Sly and Doris went off into a drunken tirade about me and threatened to disinherit Primo and I though...

Last night, Primo and I actually went to bed together, a rare event in our house and one that does not help me sleep at all, as I am still, ...

In her email to Primo, Doris also wrote this: Stephanie has for all purposes severed ties with us.  We hear from her about once in two wee...

So not only does Doris want to sue the hospital for her pain and suffering, Sly wants to throw in - this will make you gag - loss of consort...

Did I tell you guys that Doris fell while she was visiting Sly at the hospital and broke her wrist? I can't remember. Well, she did. I f...

Yes. You read that properly. Sly and Doris complained to Primo about the address on the thank-you note I sent to them. I know. Every time ...

Primo went to his mom and dad's the weekend before Christmas for the Annual Tour de Guilt. While he was there, they had their Annual Air...

Here are some of the emails and facebook posts Primo got. First, from Ted. Again, not useful. We were not looking for solid life experienc...

Primo has already gotten two calls from voters asking if he'll be running again in two years. I am inclined to say no, unless someone ...