The Diary of a Gold-Digger

What my mom does that bugs me (note that none of these things are bad at all) 1. Asks me to go to church to pray for my brother, who has be...

Primo is visiting Sly and Doris so there will be lots of good stories. Unfortunately, they do come at a price. Primo has to live through thi...

Primo and I had a big argument before he left to visit Sly and Doris because he wanted to take one of our Good Steaks with him and I maint...

As if being in a cubicle wasn't bad enough. As if earning less than half of what I used to make wasn't bad enough. As if having ...

Here's the scoop: 1. Primo has become really disillusioned with the internal politics of his party. The internal politics fascinates m...

My job, she is not going well. My co-workers and I think our boss might be losing his mind. He has been erratic and unpredictable and we are...

Doris somehow found Primo's facebook page. They are not facebook friends, but she somehow saw something he posted, showed it and his pag...

Me: My sister's wedding. Wow. Primo: It will be fun. Me: But a lot of travel in December. Primo: Yes, but it will be fun. And we c...

One of the most stressful things about going on vacation with my family for my mom's birthday, other than worrying about getting Bart to...

My mom turned 70 last winter. Winter is not a good time to fly to Colorado, where she lives, unless you want to spend a lot of time in an ...

Paint the garage instead of hiring someone Let me change my name back to my maiden name Only visit his parents once a year Let me publish...

Primo: So I'm not sure who to vote for in the state party election. Me: Why? Primo: One of the candidates tried to get another candi...

My friend Bruce told me that he was thinking of running for office. He owns his own business and is quite successful. He is financially secu...

Primo: I was arguing with Potsie last night about the Polka Dot candidate for governor. He thinks she's our best option but he's pre...

I saw this story in Slate and showed it to Primo immediately. He laughed and agreed that Sly is a grammar (and every other kind of) bully. ...