The Diary of a Gold-Digger

Recently, Primo sent a watch to Sly. He bought it on woot.com, which is a site that offers flash sales. Woot shipped the watch to Sly. The w...

The griping is not from me - it is from Doris. She is unhappy with the thank you note that I wrote to her. She does have a point: her co...

I told you about the birthday present that Doris sent me - a green glass pear. First, full disclosure: Primo is partly responsible. He was...

Have you been wondering how Thanksgiving chez Doris and Sly was this year? I have. So I asked Primo, who had spent his Thanksgiving with me,...

But come on - don't you think this is kind of funny, too? Please bring something to share. We do have friends who are vegan, vegetari...

Me: Oh man! Listen to this title: "The sex toys in the attic.  For the sake of your executors, throw them out. Now." Primo: What...

Stop reading right now if you get bothered by someone complaining about a gift. I am going to complain about something that someone gave me,...

Primo: I need to talk to you about something. Me: No. Primo: You don't even know what it is! Me: When you start with, "I need...

Primo spent Friday and most of Saturday in the state capital with his party peeps, protesting. There were speakers from around the country a...

What my mom does that bugs me (note that none of these things are bad at all) 1. Asks me to go to church to pray for my brother, who has be...

Primo is visiting Sly and Doris so there will be lots of good stories. Unfortunately, they do come at a price. Primo has to live through thi...

Primo and I had a big argument before he left to visit Sly and Doris because he wanted to take one of our Good Steaks with him and I maint...

As if being in a cubicle wasn't bad enough. As if earning less than half of what I used to make wasn't bad enough. As if having ...

Here's the scoop: 1. Primo has become really disillusioned with the internal politics of his party. The internal politics fascinates m...

My job, she is not going well. My co-workers and I think our boss might be losing his mind. He has been erratic and unpredictable and we are...