The Diary of a Gold-Digger

Scene: A little bakery near our house that makes amazing brownies. The brownies cost $3 apiece, which seems high to me, but if you use good ...

You guys know that Isabel has had cancer for years, right? And now, because of the chemo, which has not cured her cancer, she also has acu...

You knew the gift drama wouldn't end that easily, right? So Doris commented that I had not really thanked her for the green glass pear -...

Did I tell you guys that I got a new job? I can't remember and I am too lazy to review old posts. But I did. I moved within my company t...

Recently, Primo sent a watch to Sly. He bought it on woot.com, which is a site that offers flash sales. Woot shipped the watch to Sly. The w...

The griping is not from me - it is from Doris. She is unhappy with the thank you note that I wrote to her. She does have a point: her co...

I told you about the birthday present that Doris sent me - a green glass pear. First, full disclosure: Primo is partly responsible. He was...

Have you been wondering how Thanksgiving chez Doris and Sly was this year? I have. So I asked Primo, who had spent his Thanksgiving with me,...

But come on - don't you think this is kind of funny, too? Please bring something to share. We do have friends who are vegan, vegetari...

Me: Oh man! Listen to this title: "The sex toys in the attic.  For the sake of your executors, throw them out. Now." Primo: What...

Stop reading right now if you get bothered by someone complaining about a gift. I am going to complain about something that someone gave me,...

Primo: I need to talk to you about something. Me: No. Primo: You don't even know what it is! Me: When you start with, "I need...

Primo spent Friday and most of Saturday in the state capital with his party peeps, protesting. There were speakers from around the country a...

What my mom does that bugs me (note that none of these things are bad at all) 1. Asks me to go to church to pray for my brother, who has be...

Primo is visiting Sly and Doris so there will be lots of good stories. Unfortunately, they do come at a price. Primo has to live through thi...