The Diary of a Gold-Digger

I can’t believe Primo is going to take on [his opponent].  After Primo’s last election run (that you said was so much work and so time-cons...

Me: If your mom were dead, I would tell your dad to go f*** himself. Primo: Oh I'm sure it would not be the first time someone has tol...

3:11pm Primo I talked to my parents again. My mom is trying to be upbeat, but my dad is concerned and I think I should sti...

Oh! I forgot! So while Sly is threatening to disinherit Primo, even though he has not even inherited Primo, as I had noted when I read the w...

Primo didn't get to call Sly and Doris until after the drinking had started today. He was at a political event this afternoon - a footba...

I was worried that I would be fired because I ticked off the CEO but then I wasn't fired and I got my revised offer letter from NewCompa...

Again - by the time you read this, I should (Lord willing) have started my new job, the job where the hiring manager likes that I am "a...

Primo: I've figured it out. When you weren't working, you vacuumed once a week. Now I am in charge of vacuuming, but I am working, s...

I saw this on slate.com and thought of Sly immediately: Q. Ice Cream: My brother eats the strawberry and chocolate part of the Neapolit...

Here are the things I encountered on Day 1 of my new job. They are the usual things that one finds on one's first day but I did not find...

You guys, this is a really hard post to write. It's about a really humiliating experience - a very stressful experience - but it also ab...

Primo had his weekly call with Sly and Doris today. He has to call before 4:00 because they start drinking at 4:00 and 1. do not answer th...

Dear Managers of [my company] I look forward to facilitating your team development session.  We are beginning the meetings with a...