Golddigger 101

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Thursday, September 17, 2015

In which I compare Sly to Rasputin, but only in my mind

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Primo and I had a big fight on the phone last night. Started because mainly because he was being a jerk but I suppose I was being one as wel...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

In which Doris is annoyed that Stephanie keeps bugging her wanting to visit

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That Stephanie is such a bitch! She called Doris once to ask if it would be convenient for her to bring the grandkids to see Doris and Doris...
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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

In which Sly has cancer, but not pancreatic cancer, Doris is having cognitive problems, and Primo is resorting to ice cream

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It's been a few days. It's been stressful. I want this to be over. But it won't be. Our summer is going to be shot. This is st...
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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Sunday Sept 13 musings about blogging

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Hi everyone, I have been trying to find other blogs about in laws and have not been having any luck. Are there any you recommend? Also, ...
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Friday, September 11, 2015

In which Primo wonders why his dad does not focus on the darn mission

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Primo:  I feel like telling my dad that he should be working on getting his/their affairs in order instead of watching a video online, but t...
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Wednesday, September 9, 2015

In which Doris moves into a nursing home and her roommate's daughter and son in law have stage 4 cancer but they are not jerks and in which we discover Sly is Rasputin

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Primo: We got my mom moved in. She's feeling a lot better. The nutritionist met with her and the physical therapist came by. So it's...
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Monday, September 7, 2015

In which Primo brings some of the junk that Sly and Doris paid by the pound to move across the country to our house

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Items hauled back to our house from Sly and Doris' include a Life magazine from 1981. Just a random Life magazine.
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Sunday, September 6, 2015

In which Sly still doesn't have his affairs in order

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You guys, I am tired, tired, tired. Primo and I got up at 4:45 this morning so I could take him to the airport for Round 417illion of the Sl...
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Saturday, September 5, 2015

In which Primo comes home for less than 48 hours and tries to pack in two weeks' worth of relaxing in that time, which is impossible

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Primo: I had a morbid thought. Me: What? Primo: What if my mom dies? Me: Well, she is going to. Primo: I mean soon. Me: Well. That...
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Thursday, September 3, 2015

In which Doris has a heart attack

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Yep. She has a mild heart attack. Doris cannot catch a break.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

In which Doris decides not to have the surgery

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Which makes me wonder if it was not essential that she have it, why was not having it presented as an option all along? So now the plan is...
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Monday, August 31, 2015

In which I wonder if the hospital where Doris is being treated was designed by the same people who designed Charles de Gaulle airport, ie, people who never gave one thought to the passengers/patients

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Let me summarize. I might not have all the activities on the right days, but you will get the idea. Thursday night: Sly falls on Doris and...
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Saturday, August 29, 2015

In which I try to be nice to Doris when Primo hands her the phone

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Primo: I'm on my way to the hospital. They thought they were going to do the surgery today so my mom was under orders not to eat as of m...
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In which Doris is going to have surgery and then not going to have surgery and now we don't know

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Yesterday, they discovered that Doris had more damage to her knees - yes, plural - knees than they thought. They finally got consensus on wh...
Friday, August 28, 2015

In which Primo thinks he wants to throw cheese again

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Did I tell you about the cheese-throwing fight Primo and I had the last time he came home from Sly and Doris? It was really more of a chee...