Golddigger 101

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Saturday, October 3, 2015

In which Sly insults Primo so things are getting back to normal and Primo is reminded (as part of the insult, actually) of the horribly tacky wedding gift that Ted gave to him - do not read this post if you get offended easily

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Primo: My dad is feeling better. He is getting back to his old self. Me: Oh. Is he starting to be mean? Primo: No! Well. A little. He wa...
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Friday, October 2, 2015

Because TED HAS FILMED BRAIN SURGERY!!!

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Just talked to Primo again. Ted called again. This time he wants a list of every single drug that is going into Sly. He also told Primo that...
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In which Primo cleans up Doris' computer and we talk about the will

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Primo: I had my mom's MacBook with me today at the hospital, cleaning it up. My dad will want to use it. Me: Good idea. Primo: She h...
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In which Ted, who is not a doctor and has not even played one on TV, asks Primo if Primo interrogated the anesthesiologist

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You guys know that Ted is not my favorite, right? He is the one who sent me a super-nasty email about how f*ing stupid I was about Ted Kenne...
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Thursday, October 1, 2015

In which I am really surprised at how many people Sly could get to come to Doris' funeral - but it was just a dream

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Saturday 12:11pm I had the most bizarre dream - we were at the service for your mom. Your dad threw a big dinner and a ton of peopl...

In which my sister points out that sometimes, one must sacrifice for one's husband

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2 hours ago Me Primo just said Ted might be staying at his dad's for the funeral . I will have to slit my wrists if...
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Thank you

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You guys, thank you so much so your condolences and kind words. I have read all of them to Primo and he is touched that people who have neve...
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In which Primo and I discuss the sleeping arrangements for Doris' funeral

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Me: I know it's way too early to talk to your dad about this, but it's something for you to think about. If I am going to spend thre...
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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

In which I am still in shock but Primo is going out for a beer and you know what? I don't blame him

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You guys, it's been such a weird day. I spoke to Primo at 7:20 a.m. and then went straight to three hours of conference calls, so I coul...
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In which I get a very early morning phone call and those are never good

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I am in shock. I woke up this morning to find that Primo had tried to call three times before 7 a.m. Primo is not even out of bed before 7...
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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

In which Sly does not die in surgery, as I knew he would not

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1. Doris gets to start physical therapy. That means medicare will pay for the nursing home, which will make Sly happy. 2. Sly survived the...
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In which Primo has to clean Sly's you know what AGAIN - Warning: Bodily functions discussed in detail (this is what happens when people get old and sick)

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Primo My dad is in surgery. I got almost no sleep last night, and I had to clean up shit. I think making people (especially elder...
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