The Diary of a Gold-Digger

Bernice says to heck with it and has malasadas once a week.

"I never did like Pink Floyd," Bernice told Arthur.

Bob stopped cutting his hair after Bernice left him.

Bernice don't need no stinkin' dryer.

Bernice makes a sandwich with a chocolate croissant and a brownie. I love Bernice.

Bernice (who is blocked by the guy on the right, only I didn't know it until well after I took the photo) plays cards and smokes with...

You go, Bernice! You and your cute dog!

You go, Bernice! If a person can't wear a bikini at Waikiki when she is 80, then what is the point of getting that old?

What is the sequence of events that led to an 80something woman - Bernice, let's call her - removing one not both of her knee-hi nylo...

1. Who are dead and 2. Who would have wanted nothing to do with an Episcopal retirement community because of all those stupid people who be...

If you are married to someone who gets rid of junk right away, this story will not resonate with you. If you are married to someone who...

Primo: I hate this. Ted and TedsWife want to talk to me. I had to deal with the insurance company - they sent me a letter saying I had to ge...

Primo and I went to visit Sam and his wife (let's call her Julie) over New Year's. Sam and Primo have known each other since the wee...

Guess what? We are not done with the darn house. Primo closed on the house on Christmas Eve. It is now the week after New Year. The re...