Golddigger 101

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Friday, June 17, 2016

In which Bernice is still at the beach and why not? It is one of the happiest places on earth

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Bernice liked to feed cookies to the birds on the beach.
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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

In which Bernice goes to the beach again

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Bernice could not think of a better way to pass time than sitting on a beach with a book.
Monday, June 13, 2016

In which Harold and his cheapness start to get on Bernice's nerves

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"Oh for pity's sake, Harold," Bernice snapped. "It's not like we can take it with us! Spend the gosh darn extra te...

In which Bernice crosses the shoe Rubicon

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As Bernice ate her poke on the balcony and prepared to go out for the day,  she looked at her skirt and the cute sandals to go with the s...
Saturday, June 11, 2016

In which Bernice maintains a balanced diet

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Bernice says to heck with it and has malasadas once a week.
Thursday, June 9, 2016

In which Bernice ditches Arthur because of his musical tastes

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"I never did like Pink Floyd," Bernice told Arthur.
Tuesday, June 7, 2016

In which Bob mourns Bernice

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Bob stopped cutting his hair after Bernice left him.
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In which Bernice does the laundry

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Bernice don't need no stinkin' dryer.
Sunday, June 5, 2016

In which Bernice has a balanced diet

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Bernice makes a sandwich with a chocolate croissant and a brownie. I love Bernice.
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Friday, June 3, 2016

In which Bernice smokes and plays cards with The Boys

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Bernice (who is blocked by the guy on the right, only I didn't know it until well after I took the photo) plays cards and smokes with...
Monday, May 30, 2016

In which Bernice takes her dog for a walk

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You go, Bernice! You and your cute dog!
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Saturday, May 28, 2016

In which Bernice goes to the beach

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You go, Bernice! If a person can't wear a bikini at Waikiki when she is 80, then what is the point of getting that old?
Thursday, May 26, 2016

In which Primo and I go on vacation to the time share I do not want to own but Ted stays quiet for A MONTH and I get very lazy about blogging and I discover Bernice, the woman I want to be when I am 80 years old

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What is the sequence of events that led to an 80something woman - Bernice, let's call her - removing one not both of her knee-hi nylo...
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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

In which a church-affiliated retirement home sends a promotional mailer to Sly and Doris

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1. Who are dead and 2. Who would have wanted nothing to do with an Episcopal retirement community because of all those stupid people who be...
Tuesday, May 17, 2016

In which Primo does that sexy thing

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If you are married to someone who gets rid of junk right away, this story will not resonate with you. If you are married to someone who...
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