Golddigger 101

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Saturday, July 30, 2016

In which Primo and I disagree on laundry philosophy and how clothes should be arranged in a closet

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Me: There are clothes hanging in the basement that you have not brought up. Primo: I brought up the rest of the laundry yesterday. Me: I...
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Thursday, July 28, 2016

In which a comment from Webb reminds me why I have stopped skipping the abs sections of my workouts

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In this post,   Webb commented that she hopes we all make it to 95. I do, too, but I want it to be a healthy, vigorous 95. Have I told y...
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Monday, July 25, 2016

In which it is a year since the drama with Sly and Doris started with drunk Sly falling on drunk Doris and starting the chain of events that led to her death and it is still not over

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You would think that six months or so would be enough to clean up and settle an estate, but you would be dead wrong. 1. The house is empti...
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Saturday, July 23, 2016

In which I curse American Advisors Group, or, We visit 1984

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Me: Oh man. Another piece of junk mail for your mom. Primo: And there is no postage-paid return envelope. Me: It's one of those comp...
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In which most of the junk mail for Sly and Doris has stopped but now they are just sending it to me instead

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Smithsonian sent yet another solicitation for Doris the other day. I forwarded to them the previous three emails I had sent them asking them...
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Friday, July 22, 2016

In which a Pod Person replaces Primo, I think

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Did I tell you guys what my husband, whom I love dearly, said to me last night that made me think, "You are the hottest hottie ever!...
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Thursday, July 21, 2016

In which Primo tries to revert to his roots

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Primo: Hey. That woman who sold me the computer? Me: Yes. Primo: She used to live in the house next door. Me: Before Regina? Primo: ...
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In which Primo buys a used Apple computer from a friend so he can send Sly's computer to Jack

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Primo: It was only $150. Me: Why can't you just keep your dad's? Primo: Because I told Jack months ago I would send it to him. B...
Wednesday, July 20, 2016

In which I suggest to Primo that I would prefer it if he did not, even if it means wasting 1.5 cans of shaving cream, wear the stinky product that Sly used to use

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Even before I knew that it was Sly's leftovers, I already did not like the shaving cream Primo had used a couple of times. Now that I ...
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In which Primo uses a new shaving cream that makes me gag and when he explains that it belonged to Sly, it all makes sense

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Me: Oh yuck! Are you using that same new shaving cream again? Primo: Yes. Me: That is nasty! I can taste it! Primo: You can? Me: Yes...
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Saturday, July 16, 2016

In which I read Primo's phone and find the messages that preceded Jack's text about the computer

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It was Primo writing about all the hassles of selling Sly and Doris' house and Jack did not respond. At all. Not even with a, "Wow,...

In which I am still waiting to leave while Primo empties the trash and the recycling, with the recycling not exactly on the critical path if you know what I mean - I am resorting to eating brownies

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In which I find out what was actually in the text that Jack sent Primo (while I am waiting and waiting for Primo to be ready to leave)(I am getting a little bit cranky)

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Jack's actual text to Primo about the computer: I can't understand why you haven't sent it yet.
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Friday, July 15, 2016

Not ignoring you guys and your fabulous comments - just going to be away from my computer for ten days - vacation! If you are a thief who has figured out where I live - and I cannot imagine someone like that reading this blog - we really don't have anything worth stealing, although you are more than free to take the amber urn in the bookcase in Primo's office. Really. Take. It.

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In which Jack texts Primo to ask why he hasn't sent Sly's computer to him yet

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Yes. He did. It's not an unreasonable question, but if I were contacting Primo for the first time in months, I might have said somethi...
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