Golddigger 101

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Friday, September 23, 2016

For Jake's Mom, who knows how it ends :)

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Thursday, September 22, 2016

In which the IRS tells Primo he has to file returns for the campaign account for the years he didn't run

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But then they say, "But if there was no income in that time, you do not have to file a return." OK, IRS. Thank you for your cons...
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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

In which Primo goes back to the woman who gave him the check for one hundred dollars

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And she opens the door. And hands him the check. Someone had found it blowing around on the street. And had taken it back to her house...
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In which a woman writes Primo a one hundred dollar check but he loses it

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Primo was so excited when he came back from doing doors yesterday. "This woman was so excited that I'm running that she wrote me ...

In which Primo decides He Knows Best but I think we are going to hoist him on his own petard

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I was at a work dinner last night with a bunch of engineers and the topic of the proper direction for the toilet paper came up, as it doe...
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Monday, September 19, 2016

And the sincere guy sucks up more of Primo's time but really, Primo does need to learn to deal with this kind of thing

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Primo is not good at gently extricating himself from conversation. He is a polite person and he doesn't want to be rude, which is fine, ...

In which the letter is returned from the address Former Tenant gave Keith because apparently, she is unknown to the people who live there

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SLAM! Keith and I WIN! Former Tenant had given Keith an address for someone who Keith thought was maybe FT's mother. But whoever it ...
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In which my other voicemail is from Keith - the letter he mailed to the former tenant has been returned to him

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Apparently - and I have not seen it yet - undeliverable. This woman. She has sent nasty emails to Keith about her deposit yet she gave h...

In which the very sincere, very nice neighbor who also happens to be a little bit long winded leaves a long detailed voicemail for Primo - on my phone

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And Primo and I cannot figure out who it is until after we have played the message three times. Just as he is sighing and saying, "It...
Saturday, September 17, 2016

In which I am resolved never ever ever to get into the landlord business

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OK. Where was I? Last week, the former tenant (FT) wrote Keith that she had not gotten her deposit back and if he didn't send it, she ...
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Friday, September 16, 2016

In which a labor organization shows that it does not really support Labor

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Primo: This labor organization is having candidate meetings next Wednesday. Me: So? Primo: This is where they decide if they are going t...
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In which we remember yet another pain in the neck about running for public office and why Politics Is For Rich People Who Have People

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Primo has spent hours completing the financial disclosure forms. I agree with the idea - we should be able to see how candidates and polit...
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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

In which a friend of ours proposes another wine fundraiser for Primo and I laugh, because having a fundraiser at our house is a great way to convert a lot of wine that is worth a decent amount of money into almost no cash

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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

In which I convince Primo that talking about his nephew and about his sister and their educational challenges would actually help him

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Primo's big issue for this campaign - the thing that motivated him to run - is public education. There is stuff going on here and I susp...
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Monday, September 12, 2016

In which Primo gets signatures and I do nothing over Memorial Day weekend and it is grand

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We did run into an acquaintance of Primo's who is currently a legislator. I had a conversation with him that left me really surprised. ...
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