Golddigger 101

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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Ch 1 Primo’s mom and dad don’t offer us anything to eat or drink, even though we are guests in their home and isn’t that kind of the standard? Houseguests arrive at your house and you ask if they hunger or thirst?

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We arrive at Primo’s mom and dad’s house. In the car Primo rented. Because they won’t p...
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Saturday, April 22, 2017

Ch 1 We spend money to fly to Florida and Primo’s mom and dad don’t even pick us up at the airport

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Me: What do you mean, we have to rent a car? Primo: To get from the airport to my mom and dad’s. Me: They aren’t going to pick us u...
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Sunday, April 16, 2017

In which Primo wants to tell Ted how awful Ted has been so that Ted will see the error of his ways and apologize

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I know. I laughed, too, when Primo proposed this. Primo is so sincere and honest and will bend over backwards to help his friends. Ted i...
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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Chapter 1 part 2

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My sister thinks I am uptight Me: Jenny. Have you ever taken a boyfriend to mom’s and shared a room with him? Jenny: Are you KIDDIN...
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Monday, April 10, 2017

Maybe the first chapter? Or part of it?

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Raise your hands: How many of you slept in the same room as your significant other the first time you went to his parents’ house and stayed...
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Friday, April 7, 2017

In which Primo is called a rabble rouser

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You guys, you know I don't always agree with Primo about politics. And you know he can talk LordHaveMercy can he talk. But he is not r...
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Sunday, April 2, 2017

In which I try to convince Primo that a neutral third-party as trustee for the grandkids might actually be better for them and would not be a sign that Primo was betraying his nieces and nephews

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Niece #2 wanted money from the trust for a car. Primo already disbursed funds to Niece #1 for a car. Stephanie's boyfriend of severa...
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Thursday, March 30, 2017

In which Primo discovers that people really really really like getting handwritten thank-you notes

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Primo's stationery (ary?) arrived before Christmas. He has been writing the notes since then. I understand that politicians are busy and...
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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

In which Primo muses that maybe Sly would have changed the will if he had lived longer because he was so grateful at all the help Primo was giving him and I bite my tongue

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Primo: Maybe my dad would realize how grateful he was to me and acknowledge all the help I had given them. Me: Umm. OK. Primo: Although...
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Saturday, March 25, 2017

In which Primo reminds me that Sly said I was selfish, which confuses me, because I do not expect people to sacrifice themselves for my satisfaction, and then I realize that Sly's definition of selfish was "Anyone who didn't want to do what Sly wants"

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self ish [ sel -fish]  Spell   Syllables Synonyms Examples Word Origin See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com ...
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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

In which Primo has a Man Cold that he thinks might be Man Flu and we both have to suffer

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And then this happened:
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Sunday, March 19, 2017

In which we identify the second good thing that Sly and Doris left us - they can disinherit you from money, but they can't keep you from taking the gallon-sized ziplocks home if you are the person in charge of cleaning out the house. Or the lump crab, which really, was not that good.

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Primo, do we have legal-sized envelopes? I want to mail at least a dozen Christmas letters next week to the people who send me ...
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Thursday, March 9, 2017

In which we get a Christmas card for Sly and Doris addressed to them at our address and we cannot figure out how that happened

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How? How does it happen that someone - not a catalog, not a charity, not a political organization - has our address as Sly and Doris' ad...
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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

In which we return from being gone for ten days but do not find any pears from Ted

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But Ted did call us on Christmas, when we were at the airport. We had a long layover in Atlanta and were getting into the "We are going...
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Saturday, March 4, 2017

In which Primo does not rush into the very rash decision of buying monogrammed stationery

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It has been more than six weeks since the election. Wonderful people gave time and money to Primo's campaign. Primo still has not wr...
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