Golddigger 101

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Friday, June 2, 2017

Ch 1 Saturday I meet Stephanie, who is lovely, even though she does not serve her children brown rice, take them to museums, or use proper grammar

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Primo takes me to meet Stephanie. She. Is. Lovely. This is how it’s supposed to go when you meet the relatives of your boyfriend. U...
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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Ch 1 Saturday Sly tells his favorite story about his childhood that helps me understand him, just not in a good way

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When Sly was a little boy, his teacher made some grammatical error. Sly corrected her. Sly: And she was upset about it! Me: Maybe s...
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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Ch 1 Saturday Doris makes a pie for Primo and I try to become her BFF but it doesn’t work

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This could be a Bonding Moment between Doris and me! We are going to make a pie for Primo. I know! I will ask Doris for pie-making advi...
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Monday, May 29, 2017

In which Primo does not want to give a ride to Capital City to some weird guy

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Primo: This guy wants a ride with me to the party convention. Me: So? Isn't that the environmentally responsible thing to do - to carp...
Sunday, May 28, 2017

Ch 1 Saturday - Sly offers the master shower to Primo and me and I throw up a little bit in my mouth as images of Sly and Doris naked in the shower come to my mind

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You guys, this is so, so gross. SO GROSS! Who does this? Sly is already up when I get up. He says, “If you and Primo want to use our sh...
Friday, May 26, 2017

Ch 1 Primo tells me about his sister and I have some sympathy for Sly and Doris

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Me: You don’t talk much about your sister. Primo: It’s hard. She was not easy. Me: What do you mean? Primo: When we were little...
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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Ch 1 The condition of the guest room and Primo’s sister’s smoking habits

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  Whoa. The guest room. The living room is a mess but the guest room is worse. Maybe they don’t expect people to see the guest room? ...
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Monday, May 22, 2017

Ch 1 Speaking of Viagra

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Me: Wow. Look at this story. She had sex with her husband every night for a year. Primo: What story? Me: In this magazine that I fo...
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Sunday, May 21, 2017

Ch 1 Sly tells Primo about his Viagra and we are both grossed out because it is so inappropriate

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After dinner, I excuse myself with my headache and go to bed to read (and to write all this stuff down before I forget). Primo stays with h...
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Friday, May 19, 2017

Ch 1 We finally eat supper but it’s way too late to stop my migraine

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Did I mention that? That I am getting a migraine because I haven’t eaten? I think I did. It’s my own stupid fault for not having br...
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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Ch 1 Sly thinks everyone else but him is stupid, which means his life must be so, so hard

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  I finally have a chance to ask Primo about his dad when Doris leaves to start supper and Sly turns on the TV news. Oh! Did you thin...
Monday, May 15, 2017

Ch 1 I am GRATEFUL now that we rented a car and didn’t have to spend an hour trapped in Sly and Doris’ car listening to them complain

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If they had picked us up from the airport, we would have had to listen to Sly and Doris talk about Stephanie, AKA Satan Incarnate, the enti...
Sunday, May 14, 2017

Ch 1 Sly and Doris continue criticizing Stupid People and I wonder how long before I am put on that list

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  The conversation moves to Those Stupid Creationists. Let me go on record that I don’t believe in creationism, but how one regards ...
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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Bad Bacon Eater! Bad!

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Thought you guys might like to see what bad bacon-wrapped date eating looks like:
Friday, May 12, 2017

Ch 1 Sly and Doris finally offer some food, not because they are concerned with our comfort but because they are having some cheese with their bourbon and I guess they think it would be rude to eat in front of guests without offering anything to the guests

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At 4:00, they break out the booze. Their hospitality emerges. Would I like a scotch? Some bourbon? Brandy, perhaps? I decline. Dessert ...