The Diary of a Gold-Digger

Just two hours ago, Primo was telling me that going to a play was not a good way to campaign. I said that all he has to do is wear his ...

Primo: You want me to go to a middle-school play? Me: No. I want you to go to events in our district where voters will be. Primo: I don...

As I tell Primo, when he asks me to review his facebook posts or his emails and then ARGUES WITH ME ABOUT THEM, "If only you knew someo...

One of the things Primo hates the most about running for office is the feeling that he is bothering people when he talks to them about runni...

You guys, we are so grateful every single time someone sends Primo a campaign contribution. This one came with a really nice note:

Me: You wrote, "Listen to inspiring speeches!" on your post about your karaoke fundraiser. Primo: I know! Me: Because that...

Me: I packed my Bon Appetit magazine. Where is it? Primo : Oh. I moved it to a different suitcase. Me: Why? Primo : Because it was the on...

Primo: [Campaign manager] just called me. They had it on the news that [Opponent] is running. Me: Wow. That was fast. Primo: Well, [Oppo...

Primo: Whoa! This just got real! Me: What happened? Primo: The guy who blah blah blah ran blah blah blah filed today! Me: Oh no! Pri...

Primo: Hey! How come you are ironing those napkins? Me: Because they look nicer when they are ironed. Primo: I thought you were again...

Primo: I got a facebook message from an older lady who was mad at me. Me: About what? Primo: Some older people - they just don't get...

How an English major does a colonoscopy Two days before the procedure, follow the instructions Day before procedure, follow the instruct...

Me: The Cub Scouts are having a pancake breakfast next Sunday at St. Mathilda's. You should go. Primo: Why? Me: To get your name out...

So I wrote a letter to the CEO.                                                                                                      ...

Primo: What do you think of this fundraising email? [That he is writing for his campaign] Me: I think it's too long. Primo: But I ne...