Golddigger 101

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Thursday, June 28, 2018

Blogger has not been telling me about comments!

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You guys, I promise I have not ignored your comments intentionally! Blogger has not been emailing me about comments. I usually write a bunch...
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Sunday, June 24, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: A big developer supporter tweets in support of The Challenger

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The facts: 1. Primo has been heavily involved in state-level party politics for eight years. 2. The Challenger has not, to Primo's k...
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Saturday, June 23, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Why not just sight with the left eye?

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Oh. Because then he would have to shoot left handed. And he is right handed. I hope I have not given you enough information to identify ...

The Candidate's Wife: The turkeys are safe

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Me: How was it? Primo: It was fun! Except for the getting up at 6:00 a.m. part. Me: What did you like? The quiet? The view? The hangi...
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Friday, June 22, 2018

Th Candidate's Wife: Primo goes hunting

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Tomorrow, our (very nice) neighbor is taking Primo hunting. This will be interesting.
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Thursday, June 21, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Primo is tormented about confronting his challenger

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Primo: I've been invited to a candidate forum tonight. Me: Are you going? Primo: I should. I need to see her speak. But I don't ...
Wednesday, June 13, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Primo's own party criticizes him and he thinks, Really, guys? and - I love him but politics is not for people who expect niceness

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To which I say, "You know this is what life would be like every single day if you became a legislator? That people in your own party wi...
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Sunday, June 3, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: What we, the 99%, want

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After the guy sitting next to us at a Patsy Cline/Elvis tribute concert at a suburban bar learns Primo is running for the state legislature....
Saturday, June 2, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: This? This is why I hate politicians and reject all their empty promises

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T - ten days: Local Politician tells Primo not only will she support him, she will help collect signatures and will bring ten clipboards to ...
Thursday, May 31, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Maybe just a right-wingtip conspiracy?

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Primo: I feel like there are all these people against me. I never expected to have to fight my own side. Me: It is awful. I feel terrible ...
Wednesday, May 30, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: The vast right-wing conspiracy

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Primo: Why didn't these people just come talk to me before deciding to run someone against me? Why didn't they even ask where I stoo...
Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Not Running Again (NRA) throws salt at Primo

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Primo: My primary challenger put up her facebook page. Not Running Again (NRA) invited me to like it. Me: NRA is a huge jerk.
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Monday, May 28, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

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It's 8:56 p.m. The signature-gathering event is tomorrow. People are coming over at 11:30 to pick up nominating petitions and walk ...
Sunday, May 27, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: And now? I bake

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We are having a nominating petition signatures gathering party at our house in two days. I told Primo I would make snacks. Here's wh...

The Candidate's Wife: Primo descends into despair. Then he talks to his campaign manager, who is worth the money just for talking Primo off the ledge. Then he believes me that he actually has a message.

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Primo: I never thought I would have to run against someone from my own party. Primo: I don't even know how to run against someone I ag...