In which I told the people on CaptainAwkward.com that Primo did indeed have a stuffed cat

In a discussion about how to return gifts after a breakup - the topic of stuffed cats came up. You need to read the whole thing.

Primo has not only a stuffed cat, but also these cats in other medium (media?)

I thought we were getting rid of a basement box - one that had decorative wooden bowls that had no sentimental meaning, but within the bowls were packed - CATS.

The cats cannot go to Goodwill. Says Primo. I need to try the, "But what about the leetle cheeldren who do not have stuffed cats and whose parents are poor?"