In which Primo misunderstands the fundamental purpose of a clothesline

Primo: Did that towel blow down?

Me: No. Why?

Primo: Because it's pinned differently from how I did it.

Me: I was taking them down and realized they were still damp so I put them back up.

Primo: You did not pin them with the same care and precision I did.

Me: No. 

Primo: Why not?

Me: Because the purpose of hanging clothes on the line is for them to dry. Period.

Primo: But you are not doing it right.