The Diary of a Gold-Digger

So not only does Doris want to sue the hospital for her pain and suffering, Sly wants to throw in - this will make you gag - loss of consort...

Did I tell you guys that Doris fell while she was visiting Sly at the hospital and broke her wrist? I can't remember. Well, she did. I f...

Yes. You read that properly. Sly and Doris complained to Primo about the address on the thank-you note I sent to them. I know. Every time ...

Primo went to his mom and dad's the weekend before Christmas for the Annual Tour de Guilt. While he was there, they had their Annual Air...

Here are some of the emails and facebook posts Primo got. First, from Ted. Again, not useful. We were not looking for solid life experienc...

Primo has already gotten two calls from voters asking if he'll be running again in two years. I am inclined to say no, unless someone ...

What Primo posted on his facebook page after he and Mark Smith spoke: To my family, friends, campaign staff, volunteers, donors, and the ...

We are sad. 41%. That's what Primo got. But that's more than MaryJane got, so there is a victory of some sort.

It's 10:30 p.m. and Primo is behind 29% to 71%. But that's only 14% of the vote. It could turn around. I'm going to bed. I hate ...

Primo brought me home from party #2 and then left again for party #3 downtown with the big cheese Polka Dots. "Don't let the car ge...

Party #1: I had to go to some election night parties with Primo. Trust me, not how I want to spend my time. I don't want to go to Polka...

Joe Blow jblow@sbcglobal.net Oct 18 to  friends Hi Primo,  You stopped by house last week. 1745 Main St.  You m...

A sense of calm has overtaken Primo. I called him from work at lunchtime. "I'm probably going to lose," he said, "but tha...

Primo and I are as nervous as a couple of cats at a rocking chair convention. My alarm went off at 6:30, but I was awake at 5:45. So was he....

Primo and I just returned from our last lit drop session. We dropped over 600 pieces of literature today. Maybe we should have been doing th...