Golddigger 101

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Saturday, March 5, 2016

In which Sly complains that the union is doing him wrong

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Primo: I found all these old emails, which I have put in the recycling. My dad was angry that he had not advanced in his career. And he was ...
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In which we learn that Ted has been financially irresponsible for decades

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Primo: I found a bunch of correspondence between my parents and Ted from 20 years ago. Me: Why am I not surprised? Primo: My dad was rea...
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Friday, March 4, 2016

In which Primo decides to take a long driving trip alone to visit Doris' aunt and drop Sly and Doris' ashes in the same cemetery where Nancy is buried

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Which is a huge relief to me because I do not want Sly and Doris' ashes in my house. It's creepy. And he says he will have more ...
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In which Primo is talking about bringing boxes of Sly and Doris' junk home with him because he cannot bear to throw it away and I am shuddering at the idea of even more junk in my house

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You know one of my biggest dislikes about Sly and Doris' house was that it was full of junk. You know one of my biggest dislikes about...
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Thursday, March 3, 2016

In which Primo and I argue about where Sly and Doris' ashes are to reside because Lord knows I do not want them in my house

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Primo: There are all these boxes of papers. And there are my mom and dad's ashes, of course. Me: What? Primo: I can't mail them ...
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In which I complain about something really petty so if you want to accuse me of being selfish and self centered, go ahead - you would be right

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Primo had to change Sly and Doris' mailing address to our address. He couldn't just tell the PO to dump everything. There are still ...
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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

In which Primo clarifies for me what his parents meant by "Dump 3 liquor boxes for each Monday's trash pick-up"

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Primo scanned and sent this list to me. I think it is fabulous. I think it is great. Caring people who are planning for their death - beca...
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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

In which Primo shows me the stuff he has brought from his mom and dad's and at least it is not boxes of family photos (with, of course, no photos of me because I was not part of the family)

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Primo is packing to go back to Florida for a few days (settling an estate is a long, pain in the neck process), which means he is finally un...
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Monday, February 29, 2016

In which there is still still no response from Ted

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"The longer it takes to hear from him, the worse I know he is going to be," Primo says. Our hairdresser thinks we need to kick T...
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Sunday, February 28, 2016

In which Primo tells me about the Demise List and when I tell him I had not heard of it and would have blogged about it had I known, he promises to get it to me right away, which is one of the many reasons I love that man

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Primo: Yeah, so I found the Demise List and my parents didn't-- Me: The WHAT? Primo: The Demise List. Me: What is that? Primo: M...
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In which there is still no response from Ted

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"Looming!" Primo says.
Saturday, February 27, 2016

In which there no response from Ted

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"It's looming," Primo says.
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Friday, February 26, 2016

In which Primo, against spousal advice, sends an email to Ted with a detailed accounting of what he has done and of the money in the estate

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Ted has no legal right to this information because he is not named in the will. He has no moral right to it because he has been a complete...
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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

In which I convince Primo to ask the lawyer a question about something he is not ready to act on, something that makes Primo nuts because he does not start doing research until he is ready to move. I do research and then decide if I am going to do something with the information. We are total opposites on this.

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Primo: I am whiny. Me: I know. Primo: I despond. Me: Ted is a jerk. Primo: Why does he have to be such an asshole? Me: I don't...
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In which Ted implies again, after Primo put all of Doris' jewelry in a box and mailed it to him, that Primo is hiding the Good Bracelet and somehow cheating everyone

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I present this email from Ted to Primo without comment. Almost every week, I find myself surprised that I am surprised at how much of a jerk...
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