The Diary of a Gold-Digger

I sent him this photo from my work trip (yes, our vacation is over). Then he was visiting some friends and noticed their toilet paper w...

Bernice liked to feed cookies to the birds on the beach.

Bernice could not think of a better way to pass time than sitting on a beach with a book.

"Oh for pity's sake, Harold," Bernice snapped. "It's not like we can take it with us! Spend the gosh darn extra te...

As Bernice ate her poke on the balcony and prepared to go out for the day,  she looked at her skirt and the cute sandals to go with the s...

Bernice says to heck with it and has malasadas once a week.

"I never did like Pink Floyd," Bernice told Arthur.

Bob stopped cutting his hair after Bernice left him.

Bernice don't need no stinkin' dryer.

Bernice makes a sandwich with a chocolate croissant and a brownie. I love Bernice.

Bernice (who is blocked by the guy on the right, only I didn't know it until well after I took the photo) plays cards and smokes with...

You go, Bernice! You and your cute dog!

You go, Bernice! If a person can't wear a bikini at Waikiki when she is 80, then what is the point of getting that old?

What is the sequence of events that led to an 80something woman - Bernice, let's call her - removing one not both of her knee-hi nylo...