Golddigger 101

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Saturday, November 12, 2016

In which I prepare for attending my uncle's funeral, which will be sad but was not unexpected, as he was 81 and had been in poor health for years

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The main part of preparing? Cooking. I am making a tortilla, the amazing Memphis Junior League hot onion dip , and a zucchini crisp. (We...
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Friday, November 11, 2016

In which Primo and I are not happy about attending a funeral because 1. funeral and 2. it's just starting because I have a lot of older aunts and uncles

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Primo: I don't want to go tomorrow. Me: I know. Primo: This is just the beginning. There are going to be a lot of funerals over the ...

In which it is Friday night and THE SEXXXXXY is already done

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It's done! Less than 100 minutes from leaving for the store - which included stopping for coffee - and a toilet that flushes as it is ...
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In which Primo does another Really Sexy Thing that gets me all excited

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You know how some women want wine, roses, and diamonds? I am not that woman. I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting wine...
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Thursday, November 10, 2016

In which there is a discussion of bellybuttons on Ask A Manager, my favorite blog, and I know I am with my people

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From the interview AAM did with her cool niece. The niece did not mention bellybuttons; they just came up, as they do.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016

In which Primo shares with me that Jack wants to discuss manscaping with him and I try to plug my ears and sing loudly

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Primo: Jack broke up with his girlfriend. Me: So? Primo: He said he needs to get his stuff trimmed. Me: What? Primo: He needs the ma...
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Saturday, October 29, 2016

In which I speculate that the reason Sly invested in Jack's restaurant was that he felt guilty about abandoning him and Ted when they were little boys

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"I've never thought of that!" Primo said. "Seems perfectly clear to me," I said. "But - he said that he w...

In which I tell Primo he should have saved Sly and Doris' equipment so we could explore the options

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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

In which we have a very sad cat who is sad because I will not let her open the box and eat of the peaches

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I am a meanie who is not letting her eat peaches because 1. The peaches remaining in the case are for my friend Lois - we buy a case a...
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In which I find a political ad that I could have written about Primo

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Holy smoke does Charlyn  have my sympathies. "Gerald doesn't really have any hobbies."
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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

In which the one-year anniversary of Sly's death passes and Primo and I don't even think about it until our niece posts something on facebook

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Primo: Oh! It's the anniversary of my dad's death. Me (doing the math in my head): Oh yeah. Primo: Ted posted something on faceb...
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Friday, October 21, 2016

In which I remind myself NOT TO BE MEAN ABOUT MY HUSBAND ONLINE BECAUSE HE IS A GREAT GUY

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It's Friday night and I have spent the past month writing the 34- now 24-page release notes for the latest software release at work, whi...
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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

In which Primo cleans out the guest room! and throws away junk mail from 2012 and 2014!

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I complain so much about Primo and I don't say enough nice things about him because I am living this life so it's all balanced to me...
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Saturday, October 15, 2016

In which I try to convince Primo that Hoarding Is Bad

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Me, reading a novel about a hoarder: Listen to this! "I can't throw that vase away! It can be repaired!" Primo: You get frus...
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In which I discover that Laverne has a very refined palate

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It is 4th of July weekend in real time and here is what I have done so far. 1. Put Laverne out 2. Bring Laverne in 3. Put Laverne out 4...
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