Golddigger 101

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Thursday, January 25, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: I suggest that Primo go to the Cub Scouts' pancake breakfast to campaign but then we agree that it seems so - so - sleazy

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Me: The Cub Scouts are having a pancake breakfast next Sunday at St. Mathilda's. You should go. Primo: Why? Me: To get your name out...
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Monday, January 22, 2018

In which I get yet more catalogs that used to go to Doris

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So I wrote a letter to the CEO.                                                                                                      ...
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Thursday, January 18, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: I help Primo with a fundraising email but he doesn't like my edits

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Primo: What do you think of this fundraising email? [That he is writing for his campaign] Me: I think it's too long. Primo: But I ne...
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Sunday, January 14, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: What makes a person a weirdo?

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Me: Did you get a chance to email [that person who wants to volunteer] about going to that governors candidates' session on Tuesday? P...
Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Primo discovers that the board of his group has a spy

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Primo: Something bad happened! Me: What? (Thinking - someone we know has died!) Primo: It's BAD! Me: Oh no! (My sister called him ...
Monday, January 8, 2018

Spam spam spam

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You guys, I had no idea that comments were going to spam. All comments are sent to my hotmail. Any comment on a post older than two weeks go...
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Sunday, January 7, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Ted's email to Primo is not as awful as I thought it would be but then even a stopped clock is right twice a day, but he is not staying at our house, no matter how nice his email is

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Ted sent this email and it actually reads like the email of a nice person who has never 1. Screamed at Primo 2. Implied that Primo is dis...
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Thursday, January 4, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: A neighbor is upset about changes to the hunting rules and wants to take Primo hunting, which Primo thinks would be pandering but I think would be fabulous

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One of our neighbors and his wife have helped with Primo's previous campaigns. They are very nice people - they even did the phone ban...
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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Ted offers to help with the campaign and I laugh because Ted? Helping? C'est rire

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Primo: Ted emailed me to thank me for the note I wrote to thank him for his contribution. Me: Great. That's exactly why I wrote snail ...
Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The Candidate's Wife: The Other Woman meets with the guy on Primo's side who does want to file for the senate seat

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This image goes with the end of the story. Through the grapevine, The Other Woman met someone who suggested she meet with - let's ca...
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Sunday, December 24, 2017

The Candidate's Wife: Primo's friends talk to the Other Woman and suggest that she run for state senate, a seat for which nobody in Primo's party has filed

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Through this elaborate grapevine of back door/back alley/what is the right back? politics, through many people, through Primo's many pol...
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Thursday, December 21, 2017

The Candidate's Wife: Primo's best friend also thinks Ted is full of it and cannot be trusted

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We go to Pittsburgh for Thanksgiving to visit our friends. Sam and Primo have known each other since our first week of college. Sam knew Sly...
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Monday, December 18, 2017

The Candidate's Wife: Ted sends Primo $50 as a campaign contribution and Primo thinks that hell is freezing over and I say Mon ami les léopards ne changent pas leurs taches

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Primo: Wow. Ted donated $50 to my campaign. Me: What? He wants something. Primo: No. He could change. Me: Uh huh. Primo: Maybe he...
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Thursday, December 14, 2017

The Candidate's Wife: The morality of being On Time (Hint: It is wrong to be late)

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Primo: I have a meeting tonight. The new chair has decided we will have a consensus-based agenda. Me: What's that? Primo: We are sup...
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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

The Candidate's Wife: Primo sort of asks his best friend for money for the campaign

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There was a reunion event Saturday night. Primo's best friend, BF, had donated $500 to the event. Undergraduates and recent graduates - ...