Golddigger 101

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Friday, April 13, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: The Early Bird Catches the Audience or something like that

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Primo: I just got off the phone with James Parker! Me: Oh - that radio host. I like his show. I listen to him sometimes when I am driving ...
Tuesday, April 10, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Even though only five people come to the house party our friends throw, we raise more money than we did at the fundraiser at our house with the homemade, fabulous food

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S and K have a Shoes Off house, so I reminded Primo to wear nice socks.  We went to the house party/fundraiser our friends S and K hel...
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Saturday, April 7, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: He's a talker

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Primo : Can I say one more thing? Me: Is there any way for me to stop you? Primo : I haven't talked to you since yesterday! We need ...
Tuesday, April 3, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: The karaoke fundraiser that already happened last month but I have been binge-watching "Chicago Fire" and have been distracted, as you might imagine

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1. I was so impressed with Primo's marketing campaign for this event! He posted - over the course of a few days - videos of himself sing...
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Saturday, March 31, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Do we need a campaign manager?

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Primo has been frustrated because the friend he hired to run his campaign has not been pushing him. I am frustrated because I am a planner...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Our friends throw a house party for Primo

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Look at the invitation my friend and her husband (they're the ones whose seven year old son gave a dollar to Primo's campaign) sent....
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Saturday, March 24, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Who's pulling the strings of the potential primary-er?

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The scene: In our town, which is one of three towns covered by the state house district for which Primo is running, there is an issue that...
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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: We're talkers. Or not.

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Primo: I need to call her. Me: Why don't you just send her an email? Primo: Because calling her is the personal touch! Me: If you ...
Sunday, March 18, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: Maybe there will be a primary after all? Who knows?

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Primo: This guy on [a committee] told me that the wife of a friend of his might run in this district. Me: Oh? Primo: The guy used to be ...
Wednesday, March 14, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly On The Plain

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You guys, I am so, so proud. He did this all by himself. "TOGETHER WE CAN!" HE DID THAT! Oh bless his "People should do w...
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The Candidate's Wife: Arguing with Primo, who wants to include ALL THE WORDS on his campaign door flyer

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Round One Primo: Would you check what I have written? Me: OK - you need to make this a lot shorter.   Here: Pri...
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Sunday, March 11, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: This is not New York City people here get up early

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The event was at the Presbyterian church in our neighborhood - a winter farmers market and brunch from 9:00 to 12:00. Their services are a...
Sunday, March 4, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: I love BEING RIGHT

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Just two hours ago, Primo was telling me that going to a play was not a good way to campaign. I said that all he has to do is wear his ...
Saturday, March 3, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: A community event in our district is a place to meet voters, PRIMO

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Primo: You want me to go to a middle-school play? Me: No. I want you to go to events in our district where voters will be. Primo: I don...
Wednesday, February 28, 2018

The Candidate's Wife: I cut the number of words in Primo's fundraising email IN HALF and it just about kills him because he is an engineer and details are his jam

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As I tell Primo, when he asks me to review his facebook posts or his emails and then ARGUES WITH ME ABOUT THEM, "If only you knew someo...
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