I rolled my eyes when I saw the photo on facebook. There is Primo, speaking at a campaign event. And there are posters the president on the wall. And there is a life-sized cutout of the president standing next to Primo.
Honestly.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
In which I marvel at Sly's ability to sacrifice in support of his principles
Primo: When I was at my mom and dad's, my dad made a huge shopping trip to Wal-Mart.
Me: But I thought your dad hates Wal-Mart.
Primo: He does.
Me: But I thought he thinks Wal-Mart exploits workers and is anti-union and is pretty much evil personified, responsible for the downfall of American society.
Primo: He does.
Me: I mean, he rails against Wal-Mart!
Primo: I know.
Me: So why does he shop there?
Primo: I asked him. He says they have things he can't get elsewhere.
Me: Like they are the only place that carries the drug that keeps him alive?
Primo: No. They have a breakfast cereal that he likes.
Me: But I thought your dad hates Wal-Mart.
Primo: He does.
Me: But I thought he thinks Wal-Mart exploits workers and is anti-union and is pretty much evil personified, responsible for the downfall of American society.
Primo: He does.
Me: I mean, he rails against Wal-Mart!
Primo: I know.
Me: So why does he shop there?
Primo: I asked him. He says they have things he can't get elsewhere.
Me: Like they are the only place that carries the drug that keeps him alive?
Primo: No. They have a breakfast cereal that he likes.
Thursday, October 9, 2014
In which another friend wonders why on earth Primo is running
- Brian
So what has possessed Primo to go out and lose this fall?
sorry, if I phrased that coldly.
Me
The PDs wanted someone on the ballot and they needed it to be someone who wouldn't embarrass them
Brian
makes sense.
Hope the campaign season passes without to much headache
too
Me
too late.
Brian
You need a third cat
Me
YESSSSSSSS!
More kitties would help!
Sunday, October 5, 2014
In which Primo and I discuss Sly's life post Doris
Primo: When I am at my mom and dad's, I need to ask my dad what he wants to do.
Me: What he wants to do?
Primo: If my mom goes first.
Me: I wish your dad would die first. I want your mom to have a few years of peace. She would be so happy in a retirement community where she could have some friends.
Primo: I know. My dad won't take her anywhere. He isolates her.
Me: She is so lonely. I feel sorry for her.
Primo: But he is in a lot better health than she is.
Me: I know.
Primo: My hope is that he will want to move near his sister.
Me: You wouldn't bring him here, would you?
Primo: No! He wouldn't want to be here. He and his sister get along.
Me: Does she know what he's like?
Primo: They talk on the phone. He considers her an intellectual equal.
Me: But does she know what he is like in everyday life?
Primo: Well, he couldn't live in the same house with her. Just near her.
Me: What he wants to do?
Primo: If my mom goes first.
Me: I wish your dad would die first. I want your mom to have a few years of peace. She would be so happy in a retirement community where she could have some friends.
Primo: I know. My dad won't take her anywhere. He isolates her.
Me: She is so lonely. I feel sorry for her.
Primo: But he is in a lot better health than she is.
Me: I know.
Primo: My hope is that he will want to move near his sister.
Me: You wouldn't bring him here, would you?
Primo: No! He wouldn't want to be here. He and his sister get along.
Me: Does she know what he's like?
Primo: They talk on the phone. He considers her an intellectual equal.
Me: But does she know what he is like in everyday life?
Primo: Well, he couldn't live in the same house with her. Just near her.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
In which Primo's social media person quits, again
Primo and I are finally on vacation. Finally. We started on Wednesday with a visit to the Adams County Fair, where the only people at the Party booth were Primo, his campaign manager, and another candidate, a farmer/soapmaker who was told by the state party that if she ran, they would totally totally support her and now she wants to know where the support is because of course the party lied. They do that.
While Primo politicked, I looked at the goats and the horses and the chickens. I love the fair. Primo got all freaky because I was wearing sandals around animals. Primo is a city kid. His grandfather worked in a factory and taught Primo how to shoot pool. My grandfather was a farmer and the other was an auto dealer/mechanic. Neither of those are super clean professions. My grandparents taught me that dirt is OK. Farm dirt is fine. Sure, you don't want to step in manure, but at the fair, the kids are cleaning those stalls all day long. I would rather walk at a fair or in a barn than in a public restroom at a bar. Besides, it's not like I am rolling my half-naked feet in poop. I am walking in the normal way. There is a layer of leather separating my feet from the ground.
Almost nobody came to talk to the candidates, of course. Why would you talk to politicians when you can look at baby goats? Baby goats might be about the cutest farm animals in the world. They are interested in everything and have a ton of personality. Calves and foals are cute, but they are not as smart as goats and not nearly as interesting to watch.
I looked at animals. Primo politicked.
Then we spent the night in a motel, where Primo stayed up almost all night completing the League of Women Voters survey. Remember that one? It has the questions like,
And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
What we didn't realize until Primo started to complete the survey was that there was a limit of 600 characters - not 600 words - for each answer.
How can you mend a broken heart? 600 characters or fewer, please.
Not a good night. Not a lot of sleep.
Then Primo got an email from his social media person, who has been doing a fabulous job on facebook and I suspect, on other social media, but I haven't been following anything else but facebook. She really is great.
However, she does tend toward drama.
She already quit once at the beginning of the campaign because Primo copy-edited one of her facebook posts.
In Primo's defense, she was wrong. She had made a grammar error.
In her defense, Primo handled it badly. He should have sent her an email asking her to correct the post. He shouldn't have done it himself. Either you are delegating or you are not.
There was drama and there were probably tears and it took up an entire Sunday afternoon. I think I wrote about this already. In the end, Primo convinced her not to quit.
She quit again.
She is upset that the campaign manager is also posting on facebook and she wants him to run things through her, which I agree is the proper way to do it. You give people responsibility and authority and then leave them alone. You do not micromanage.
But if you are upset that the campaign manager is micromanaging, you take it up with him. You say, "Dude. Am I or am I not the social media manager? Let us discuss the implications. Let us discuss the roles and responsibilities. If you want to assume the role of social media manager, that is fine, but then I am not necessary. If you have ideas, please discuss them with me. I have an overall strategy that I have developed and we want to present a unified face of the campaign. Please do not post without clearing it with me first."
That is how you do it.
But blessherheart that is not how she does it. She is very non-confrontational. I understand that. It can be really hard for some people to speak directly when they have a problem. But that is a far better solution than quitting.
Primo didn't even try to talk to her. He decided she must mean it if she is doing it for the second time. I think this might just be how she does things. That's an exhausting strategy to deal with - to have to beg someone not to quit - and I won't do it. Primo decided not to do it, either.
He wrote her an email and thanked her for all the great work she has done for the campaign.
Then he got an email from the campaign manager telling Primo that the social media person was on vacation. You would think the campaign manager would have sent an email that SMP had quit, as that indeed was what she had done, but perhaps CM thinks SMP can be talked into not quitting before we get home.
That would be nice. As long as someone else is dealing with the drama, I don't mind it so much.
While Primo politicked, I looked at the goats and the horses and the chickens. I love the fair. Primo got all freaky because I was wearing sandals around animals. Primo is a city kid. His grandfather worked in a factory and taught Primo how to shoot pool. My grandfather was a farmer and the other was an auto dealer/mechanic. Neither of those are super clean professions. My grandparents taught me that dirt is OK. Farm dirt is fine. Sure, you don't want to step in manure, but at the fair, the kids are cleaning those stalls all day long. I would rather walk at a fair or in a barn than in a public restroom at a bar. Besides, it's not like I am rolling my half-naked feet in poop. I am walking in the normal way. There is a layer of leather separating my feet from the ground.
Almost nobody came to talk to the candidates, of course. Why would you talk to politicians when you can look at baby goats? Baby goats might be about the cutest farm animals in the world. They are interested in everything and have a ton of personality. Calves and foals are cute, but they are not as smart as goats and not nearly as interesting to watch.
I looked at animals. Primo politicked.
Then we spent the night in a motel, where Primo stayed up almost all night completing the League of Women Voters survey. Remember that one? It has the questions like,
And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
What we didn't realize until Primo started to complete the survey was that there was a limit of 600 characters - not 600 words - for each answer.
How can you mend a broken heart? 600 characters or fewer, please.
Not a good night. Not a lot of sleep.
Then Primo got an email from his social media person, who has been doing a fabulous job on facebook and I suspect, on other social media, but I haven't been following anything else but facebook. She really is great.
However, she does tend toward drama.
She already quit once at the beginning of the campaign because Primo copy-edited one of her facebook posts.
In Primo's defense, she was wrong. She had made a grammar error.
In her defense, Primo handled it badly. He should have sent her an email asking her to correct the post. He shouldn't have done it himself. Either you are delegating or you are not.
There was drama and there were probably tears and it took up an entire Sunday afternoon. I think I wrote about this already. In the end, Primo convinced her not to quit.
She quit again.
She is upset that the campaign manager is also posting on facebook and she wants him to run things through her, which I agree is the proper way to do it. You give people responsibility and authority and then leave them alone. You do not micromanage.
But if you are upset that the campaign manager is micromanaging, you take it up with him. You say, "Dude. Am I or am I not the social media manager? Let us discuss the implications. Let us discuss the roles and responsibilities. If you want to assume the role of social media manager, that is fine, but then I am not necessary. If you have ideas, please discuss them with me. I have an overall strategy that I have developed and we want to present a unified face of the campaign. Please do not post without clearing it with me first."
That is how you do it.
But blessherheart that is not how she does it. She is very non-confrontational. I understand that. It can be really hard for some people to speak directly when they have a problem. But that is a far better solution than quitting.
Primo didn't even try to talk to her. He decided she must mean it if she is doing it for the second time. I think this might just be how she does things. That's an exhausting strategy to deal with - to have to beg someone not to quit - and I won't do it. Primo decided not to do it, either.
He wrote her an email and thanked her for all the great work she has done for the campaign.
Then he got an email from the campaign manager telling Primo that the social media person was on vacation. You would think the campaign manager would have sent an email that SMP had quit, as that indeed was what she had done, but perhaps CM thinks SMP can be talked into not quitting before we get home.
That would be nice. As long as someone else is dealing with the drama, I don't mind it so much.
Monday, September 29, 2014
In which Primo practices the essential political skill of changing the subject to something completely irrelevant
Primo: My parents think I don't spend enough time with them.
Me: How much would be enough?
Primo: I don't know. Maybe two one-week visits a year?
Me: So almost all of your vacation, basically.
Primo: Yes.
Me: They have no idea what it's like to have a job today.
Primo: Well, not a corporate job, for sure.
Me: Your dad never worried about being laid off. He never got emails at midnight about a customer in Europe. He had complete job security. And he had kind of given up on ever being taken seriously as an academic, so he didn't even publish. He just taught freshman comp at a community college.
Primo: He didn't give up. He felt he had been wrongly disregarded.
Me: OK. Whatever. But he had plenty of free time outside of work.
Primo: Yes. We went camping a lot. Hey. It's not a community college.
Me: I've seen the website. It's essentially a community college.
Primo: No, it was more than that.
Me: They have firefighter training. Not that that's not important, but you don't find firefighter training at a tier one school.
Primo: You don't care about firefighters! You are against firefighters!
Me: Man! You are good!
Me: How much would be enough?
Primo: I don't know. Maybe two one-week visits a year?
Me: So almost all of your vacation, basically.
Primo: Yes.
Me: They have no idea what it's like to have a job today.
Primo: Well, not a corporate job, for sure.
Me: Your dad never worried about being laid off. He never got emails at midnight about a customer in Europe. He had complete job security. And he had kind of given up on ever being taken seriously as an academic, so he didn't even publish. He just taught freshman comp at a community college.
Primo: He didn't give up. He felt he had been wrongly disregarded.
Me: OK. Whatever. But he had plenty of free time outside of work.
Primo: Yes. We went camping a lot. Hey. It's not a community college.
Me: I've seen the website. It's essentially a community college.
Primo: No, it was more than that.
Me: They have firefighter training. Not that that's not important, but you don't find firefighter training at a tier one school.
Primo: You don't care about firefighters! You are against firefighters!
Me: Man! You are good!
Sunday, September 28, 2014
In which I come up with a solution
- Me
[Cat #1] is naught!
y!
Last night I was in kind of a cranky mood because I was filing and updating paperwork and then paying my ER bills
She was whining and whining and whining and she would NOT SHUT UP
and I sort of understood how some parents can be driven to abuse their children
I was busy and she wanted me to drop everything to put her outside
but I knew as soon as I put her out she would want to come in - Primo
Sometimes she stays out for a long time.
She wants what she wants. She's a cat.
She knows that whining usually works. - Me
and she kept going into the sink to lick the silverware I had used - Primo
And she barfed up her breakfast yesterday. - Me
you had to clean it up
gross - Primo
Is having cats not worth it? - Me
sometimes
is having a wife not worth it?
you sure deal with a lot of hassle
Primo
If only you were a good wife.
My parents don't approve.
Me
you shouldn
t have married me
tell them they were right
that you are divorcing me
Primo
I didn't do it right.
Me
that would solve all our problems!
they wouldn't know it's a lie
because they will never visit us again!
tell them we are getting divorced! It is the perfect solution!
Primo
Yeah, but then I'd have to lie to them about everything.
Me
so?
then they would stop complaining
Primo
They'd find something else to complain about.
Me
you think?
Saturday, September 27, 2014
In which Primo and I dialogue further about Sly and Doris and do not come to any solutions
- Primo
My parents couldn't stand Isabel, and they had some good reasons. They actually visited us a few times, and Isabel was a terrible hostess. (The house wouldn't be ready when they arrived, for example, and I had to do everything.)
Me
Did they complain to you that she didn't write to them?
I would be annoyed if my stay at home spouse did not get the house ready for company!
Primo
They did not want contact with Isabel.
Me
they don't want contact with me, either!
so why are they complaining?
Primo
They want you to be a better wife than Isabel, but they think you must not be better because you don't want contact with them.
Primo
You're supposed to want contact with them regardless of what they want.
Me
would you have left Isabel earlier if your parents hadn't been so critical of her?
Primo
You're supposed to EARN their admiration and affection.
Me
but I don't want it!
Primo
There is where I sympathize with them, at least a bit. You should work on having at least a somewhat better relationship with them because doing so will make my life easier.
Me
well, that is why I do it
that is why I write to your mother
they have made it so clear that they do not like me
and I am not going to grovel
but I will write to her if it will keep them off your back
Primo
But you need to acknowledge my dad, too.
Me
they have never been nice to me, not even from day 1
the first time we went to visit, they didn't even give me the benefit of the doubt
Primo
Was my mom nice to you when you went with her alone to that place by the lake?
Me
she was nice, but I think it was mostly because she was happy to be away from your dad!
Sweetie, I wrote the letter to both of them
Primo
I know.
Me
I will do what I need to do to get them off your back
Primo
But only for the first time.
Me
but for my own sake, I don't care any more if they approve of me
because they won't - no matter what I do, they will always criticize
and move the goalposts
Primo
I know, but it's in our mutual interest for them to not actively dislike you.
Me
I know
but if there are any more threats of disinheritance
which is soooo insulting to you!
that you are nice to them only becaus eyou are hoping for a payoff
I hope you tell them again what you told them last year
Primo
They feel abandoned.
Me
but you cannot fix that, sweetie
they are old and lonely and have no friends
Primo
I could spend more time there. They'd feel less abandoned.
Me
but it is not your fault
Primo
I know.
Me
so why didn't you move there?
Primo
I moved here before they moved there!
I was within driving distance of them for all of 9 months.
Me
you could have moved to [by them]
you knew
you knew what life would be like living near them
it's OK to love them but not want to be living near them
they are hard to deal with
doesn't mean you don't love them
but you can't fix their lives
Primo
If I had waited to move from [where he used to live] until later, then my sister had died and they had stayed in [where they used to live], I might have gone there.
Maybe.
Me
maybe
Primo
I didn't consider moving to [where they used to live] because of Nancy, not because of them.
Me
but seriously - why am I criticized for not doing it right when Isabel was not?
Primo
You're supposed to be better than Isabel.
Me
maybe I'm not!
Primo
She was criticized for being a bad wife and mother. There was plenty of criticism.
Me
nice for you, huh?
I wish they would be nicer to you
more grateful for what you do
Primo
But I'm not doing it right!
They need to let me know.
Me
not complaining and not criticizing you
no they don't
Primo
But they need to criticize everyone who isn't doing it right.
Me
why?
Primo
Because that's how my dad is.
Which is why he is lonely and bitter, unfortunately.
Me
he has alienated people
it is his own fault
Primo
But he thinks it's not his problem and everyone else needs to start doing things right.
Me
then he could be happy
if everyone else would change
Primo
Yep.
It's hard to live in a world where one is superior to everyone else but is not recognized for it.
Me
I would be bitter, too
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