Golddigger 101

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Thursday, December 18, 2014

In which Primo wants me to go to a boring political dinner to honor someone I think is a nutcase and I have to figure out what I want in return

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Primo: Bob has invited us to [some big deal political event for their party]. Me: So? Primo: He's invited both of us. Me: Ick. I d...
Sunday, December 14, 2014

In which Primo has to pick his walk-up song

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Primo: I need to pick a song for the convention next week for before my speech. Me: What? Like your walk-up song? Primo: Yes. Me: You ...
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Thursday, December 11, 2014

In which Primo spends a Saturday afternoon knocking on doors to get signatures for his nominating petition but gets only six signatures

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Me: How many signatures [for Primo's nominating petition] did you get? Primo: Only about six. Me: But you've been gone for two h...
Tuesday, December 9, 2014

In which the wife of Primo's opponent breaks her leg and Primo's campaign team tells him he is the one who has to issue a statement

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The wife of Primo's opponent - the wife of the congressman - has broken her leg. Just hit the news. I sent an email to Primo saying that...

In which Sly brings up the oatmeal again SIX YEARS LATER

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Remember when Sly got angry because I did not offer him oatmeal ? He's back. Primo is at his mom and dad's (again) because they h...
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Sunday, December 7, 2014

In which Primo goes to another meeting with people who will already like him

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Primo (in the phone): The meeting went great! They really liked me! Me: Of course they did. Primo: I spoke really well. I didn't use...
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Thursday, December 4, 2014

In which Primo shows great restraint and some personal growth

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Primo: I'm cranky. It's a little thing. I should let it go. Me: Probably. Primo: [Social media person] set up my google plus acc...
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Sunday, November 30, 2014

In which someone on Primo's campaign team tries to tie doughnuts to climate change

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There has been drama chez nous vis a vis the campaign recently. First, the campaign team scheduled a fundraising lunch for Primo this Satu...
Saturday, November 29, 2014

In which I find the perfect Christmas present for Sly

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Me: This is what you need to get your dad. Primo: Except he is not silent.
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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all

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Where would Sly sit in this Thanksgiving seating diagram, which I borrowed from Bon Appetit ? Remember how Sly got angry about the gr...
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In which Primo becomes justifiably cranky when someone posts the unedited version of a piece that someone drafted for him and that he edited and that was published under his name

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And now I'm really upset about a campaign issue. Remember the document I was editing on Sunday night? [My campaign manager] someh...