Golddigger 101

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Saturday, September 2, 2017

Ch 10 Doris never answers my email thanking her for the book and the catalogs

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Me: She didn’t answer. Primo: I don’t know why. Me: I thought she wanted a relationship. I thought she was complaining that she had...
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Ch 10 I tell Stephanie she does not have to be friends with a Bad Bacon Eater

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Me: S told P another reason he doesn’t like me Stephanie: what? broccoli? load dishwasher wrong? Me: Probably. but not what he said...

Ch 10 Sly tells Primo that I am a bad bacon eater, which Primo thinks is horrible news but which I realize, upon reflection, is freedom

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Primo: I'm not sure I should tell you this. Me: Tell me. Primo: I don’t know. It’s just – Me: You cannot start a conversation...
Friday, September 1, 2017

Ch 10 My family gets together for my mom’s birthday and Primo not only does not tell Sly and Doris, he also does not post a single word about it on facebook because he does not want Amy or his brothers to accidentally mention something to Sly. The whole thing has him all stressed, but the idea of telling them that he spent vacation time not with them has him stressed even more

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And we have a wonderful time with no Drama. Because that's how my family rolls.
Thursday, August 31, 2017

Ch 10 I write a thank you note to Doris and try to find common ground to inspire future conversation

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I write her an email – an email! Not a letter! [1] – telling her that I had read the novel for book club and had really liked it. I toss i...

Ch 10 Doris reaches out to me by sending me her used books and three mail-order catalogues and at first I am really confused and think it was a stupid thing to do, but I try to see the good in it and realize she is trying to share with me the things she cares about

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Oh bless your heart, Doris. You are trying. You are trying and I have to acknowledge that. Primo: My mom sent you a package. Maybe ...
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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Ch 10 Sly tells Primo he has bad taste in women

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Primo: My dad told me I have very bad taste in women. Me: What? When? Last week? When you were there? Primo: Yes. Me: What prom...

Ch 10 Stephanie and I unite against a common enemy

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Me: Did you know that Sly and Doris are really annoyed that we are friends? They think we are intellectually incompatible. They sent Primo ...
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Ch 10 Sly and Doris complain that I have rejected them, which I don’t understand because I visit them with Primo and talk to them and clean their kitchen and garage and weed their garden. In what world is that rejection? And they complain that Stephanie and I are friends.

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Primo, I know that somehow Goldie and Stephanie correspond and have a relationship.    But I don’t understand why, because they have ab...
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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Ch 10 Sly and Doris don’t like that I re-use Ziplocs

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Primo: Here’s one! They don’t like that you re-use Ziplocs. Me: How on earth do they know I do that? Primo: Because when I was ther...

Ch 10 Primo calls Doris but she is still despondent

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Primo: I called my mom and spoke to her directly. She is still despondent about not being thanked. In addition, she is upset with you. ...

Ch 10 Doris complains that Primo did not thank her properly

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Primo: My dad says my mom is despondent. Me: Why? Primo: Because I did not properly thank her for some information she got for me o...
Monday, August 28, 2017

Ch 9 Sly and Doris don’t like the cookies I sent and are angry I did not send more of them

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Me: Did they like the cookies? Primo: They said you didn't send enough of them. Me: That's it? They complained there weren...
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Sunday, August 27, 2017

Ch 9 Sly and Doris think a movie about a blogger is stupid

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Primo: My mom and dad wanted to watch a movie tonight. Me: Did you watch anything good? Primo: I suggested Julie and Julia . I real...
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Ch 9 Sly is angry that Ted'sWife ate all the pickled herring and I ate all of something

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Primo: My dad is ticked off at you. And at Ted'sWife for eating all the pickled herring. Me: What else is new? Primo: He always...