You guys, I know this blog has been dull, dull, dull lately.
Part of it is because Ted is leaving Primo alone (although that won't last long I'm sure).
Part of it is because the Sly and Doris-related drama has to do with Primo's nieces and nephews and whether he should release money to them or not. I say he should resign as trustee so he does not even have to deal with this stuff, but my words fall on deaf ears.
I don't write about my nieces and nephew and their requests because they are such nice kids and there is no malice in what they are doing and there is no reason to discuss them publicly. And they have not done anything wrong. They would like some financial help and they are shy about asking Primo directly for the money but he has made it clear that they, not their dad, need to do the asking, and once they get over their fear, they have done so.
I don't even know why they would be afraid to ask him for anything - there is nothing in their history for them ever to be afraid. He is the uncle who takes them bowling or plays Trivial Pursuit with them when he is in town, but maybe the money is making them a little weird?
They don't even know how much they have. They have not asked. The two older kids have been working since tenth grade and are very clearly prepared to make it on their own; the younger one has just graduated from high school and is figuring things out.
The other part of why I have not been writing is because Lord Have Mercy writing is work.
I stopped writing my other blog because I was getting too tired. And I have been taking a break on this one because I am lazy. That's the real truth. Even when I don't have anything to write about, I can write. But it's hard. And I am lazy.
I will be starting again soon. There is new Ted drama to come AND Primo is running for office again.
No. That was not in our wedding vows.
Either one, actually.
No Ted. No political campaigns.
Hmm. Do I get a do over?
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Sweet [Primo's lovely stepdaughter #1] sent me this book. I think we all know whose life could be changed by this. Love that girl. xoxoxox (PS I am not the clutterer/hoarder)
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Sunday, June 19, 2016
I sent him this photo from my work trip (yes, our vacation is over). Then he was visiting some friends and noticed their toilet paper was not right, according to the Toilet Paper Hanging Doctrine of Primo.
He asked on facebook if he should correct the problem or leave it alone.
I was shocked at how many people - friends of his - thought it was perfectly OK to change the toilet paper in someone else's house.
It's not your house, people! You don't get to make the rules.
Friday, June 17, 2016
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Monday, June 13, 2016
"Oh for pity's sake, Harold," Bernice snapped. "It's not like we can take it with us! Spend the gosh darn extra ten dollars a day and get the convertible!"