Primo: Why? Because I made that campaign contribution? Because you're losing your freedom?
Primo: Maybe you need to find a rich man so you can still be a gold digger.
Me: Oh yeah. There's a huge market for middle-aged, chunky ladies with wrinkles.
Primo: Maybe there are rich men who want someone they can talk to.
Me: Nope. That's what their friends are for. They can buy beautiful young women.
Primo: Maybe I need to find a rich woman.
Me: That would be fine. Pay me four thousand dollars a month in alimony and give me the assets I brought into the marriage and I'll go away.
Primo: It's not a long-term marriage. And now you have a job. No alimony.
Me: Then you're stuck with me.