However, I will leave you with a "You've got to be kidding" tidbit for the day.
After Doris' Christmas letter, which ended with an entire paragraph bemoaning the state of the world and the politicians and the evils of the Other Side and how the world is run by Old White Men (like the one she is married to? is she morally opposed to Old White Men?), she sent Primo an email on Christmas day that ended with these exact words. I promise this is a direct quotation:
Everything sucks and I get despondent.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, too.
