Primo: It was the husband who answered the door. He's a Stripe, his wife is a Polka Dot. He was nice to me, though.
Me: You sound so surprised.
Primo: He even said that he would give my literature to his wife when she got home.
Me: That's because Stripes are nice people.
Primo: Do you think I would rip it in half if it were someone coming to the door for you?
Me: Maybe not, but I know if I were running for office, you would not be as supportive of me as I am of you.
Primo: Probably not.