Thursday, April 8, 2010

In which Sly and Doris buy a new TV for Nancy after her loser boyfriend breaks it but won't buy a computer for Primo

The rational response when the skanky boyfriend of the heroin-addict daughter breaks her television:

Don't buy her another TV.

The Sly and Doris response when the skanky boyfriend of their heroin-addict daughter breaks her television:

Buy her another TV.

The truly obnoxious response when the skanky boyfriend of the heroin-addict daughter breaks her TV and the son in college who is their Only Joy, who has never given them any trouble asks them to buy him a computer:

Tell him they can't afford a computer but buy the heroin-addict daughter a new TV.

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