Sunday, October 12, 2014

In which I marvel at Sly's ability to sacrifice in support of his principles

Primo: When I was at my mom and dad's, my dad made a huge shopping trip to Wal-Mart.

Me:  But I thought your dad hates Wal-Mart.

Primo: He does.

Me: But I thought he thinks Wal-Mart exploits workers and is anti-union and is pretty much evil personified, responsible for the downfall of American society.

Primo: He does.

Me: I mean, he rails against Wal-Mart!

Primo: I know.

Me: So why does he shop there?

Primo: I asked him. He says they have things he can't get elsewhere.

Me: Like they are the only place that carries the drug that keeps him alive?

Primo: No. They have a breakfast cereal that he likes.

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