Primo: Would you cut a pear for me?
Me: Nope.
Primo: Why not?
Me: Because I don't want to. Cut it up yourself.
Primo: But you're really good at cutting pears!
Me: Yeah, well, you're really good at making money. But you're not doing that any more, are you?
Primo: I had to have a break.
Me: Well, I am taking a break from cutting up fruit. If you want to go back to work, I will go back to cutting up pears.
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You're so witty! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, this isn't good. You're either on board or you aren't, and apparently you aren't.
ReplyDeleteHa!
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