Totally not making this up.
I don't make anything up on this blog. I do not have that much of an imagination. I am but a stenographer.
Primo: I talked to this guy last night - I have been getting to know him and we are becoming friends.
Me: Uh huh.
Primo: He said that when his best friend was dying - this was last year, he asked Zach if he would date Carrie, his wife, once the best friend was dead.
Me: That is so sad! And so touching!
Primo: I know! He wanted his wife to be with someone nice.
Me: What a great guy - to worry about what happens to his wife when he is dead.
Primo: It's really sweet.
Me: So what happened? Are Zach and Carrie dating?
Me: Why not?
Primo: Because two days after the friend died, Carrie came on to Zach! He was so horrified that he hasn't had anything to do with her since.