Primo: Ted sent another email.
Me: I know. You just told me.
Primo: No! In addition to that one!
Me: About what?
Primo: He included copies of their wills and trusts.
Me: WTF? Why? We do not need to see their will!
Primo: He says maybe his will can help us as we review our will. Because they have a "top flight" wills and estates lawyer.
Me: He is such a presumptuous jerk.