Saturday, June 23, 2018
The Candidate's Wife: The turkeys are safe
Me: How was it?
Primo: It was fun! Except for the getting up at 6:00 a.m. part.
Me: What did you like? The quiet? The view? The hanging out?
Primo: It was pretty and it was nice hanging out with [neighbor]. He's a really nice guy.
Me: Except you didn't catch anything.
Primo: I discovered that even though I have really good vision, I can't use a gun scope easily because I can't close my left eye! I can only close my right eye.
[And as I write this, I wonder, "Then why not just sight with your left eye?" I will ask Primo, dear readers! Stay tuned!]