Primo: I was going to go running, but then you were late.
Me: You were supposed to go in time for me to be home at 8:00, so don't blame me on this.
Primo: I still should go. But if I do that, then I'll still have to eat and I won't get to bed until 11:00 and you won't wait up for me and then there won't be any [wxyz].
Me: I'll stay up so you can go running and eat.
Primo: But you don't like to stay up late.
Me: I'll do it.
Primo: Good! I just have to go upstairs.
Fifteen minutes later. He was still upstairs. I went up to see what was going on.
Me: I thought you were going running.
Primo: In a minute.
Me: You're on facebook! I agreed to stay up late so you could go running, not so you could goof off on facebook!
Primo: I know.
Me: What would you rather do? [wxyz] or facebook?
Primo: Do you really want me to answer that?