Primo: That's crazy.
Me: I know. I'm going to tell her not to give it to us.
Primo [shaking head]: It's nice of her, but no, we don't need it.
Me: I agree.
Primo: Although if she wants to contribute to my campaign...
Me: I don't know, honey. You and she do not agree on the issues.
Primo: I know.
Me: How supportive would your mom and dad be if I were the one running for office? I mean, considering that one of the reasons they didn't want you to marry me was because I don't agree with them about politics?
Primo [laughing]: Oh yeah. I'm sure they'd be sending a check right away.