Primo: So are we going to [wxyz]?
Me: It's late! I have to get up for work at 6.
Me: Too late. I'm sleepy. It looks like our love life is going to become another casualty of your campaign.
Primo: Maybe I'll just have to get a political girlfriend.
Me: What? You think there are other people who want to stay up all night like you?
Primo: Politics is full of party people.
Primo: Or I can just have someone come over during the day while you're at work.
Me: If she'll clean the bathroom, make the bed, wash the kitchen floor, and make supper when you guys are done, I'm OK with it. As long as she does all the work around here, she can have the [wxyz].