My hairdresser: I can't believe they nominated that jerk for the senate! Everyone knows he's a drunk and a womanizer!
Me: I didn't know that!
Hairdresser: You weren't living here yet.
Me: I wonder if Primo will start fooling around. I don't know when he would - he's so busy campaigning.
Hairdresser: It's after they're elected. Then they have time.
Me: I told him he could have a mistress now as long as she cleaned the house, did the laundry, cut the grass, and cooked supper before I got home.
Hairdresser: That sounds like a good deal.
Me: But if he has one later, I will leave him and take all the money.