Primo: I gave a speech tonight at the meeting of the APWWSEETCATOI.
Me: How did it go?
Primo: Good! They gave me a $500 contribution.
Me: Your speech must have been really good.
Primo: Not really. There were three other candidate speakers and they all got $500, too.
* Association of People Who Want to Screw Everyone Else so They Can Advance Their Own Interests