Me: It's not that I don't believe in you or support you - although I think politicians are slimy and it's a nasty business and I don't know why you want any part of it - it's that I am so scared that if you quit, you will never find another job and I will be stuck working until I am 70 and we won't have enough money to be old.
Primo: I'm scared, too.
Me: What if I lose my job? What if I get laid off?
Primo: What if I'm hit by a bus tonight on my way to karaoke?
Me: Then I would get a check for $1.3 million dollars from your life insurance plus whatever the bus company would give me.
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good point! never realized that getting hit by the bus is infinitely better than getting laid off!
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