Neighbor: Say hi to Primo for me.
Me: He's still in Florida.
Neighbor: Still? Wow!
Me: Still settling the estate. They had a garage sale this weekend.
Neighbor: He's been there a lot.
Me: I know. Hey. So if you have any naked photos of yourself with someone or have a sex diary, you might want to figure out how that should be handled when you are dead.
Me: Primo found photos of his mom and dad. And a sex diary.
Neighbor [who is 51 years old]: Yeah, when I was cleaning out my grampa's house, I found photos of him and my grandma.
Me: What! Please tell me that they were when he and your grandma were young.
Me: Oh no.
Neighbor: I don't even think my grandma knew anything was going on. My grandfather was kind of a horn dog.