Tuesday, January 19, 2016

In which I discover the practice of naked photos is older than I am

Neighbor: Say hi to Primo for me.

Me: He's still in Florida.

Neighbor: Still? Wow!

Me: Still settling the estate. They had a garage sale this weekend.

Neighbor: He's been there a lot.

Me: I know. Hey. So if you have any naked photos of yourself with someone or have a sex diary, you might want to figure out how that should be handled when you are dead.

Neighbor: What?

Me: Primo found photos of his mom and dad. And a sex diary.

Neighbor [who is 51 years old]: Yeah, when I was cleaning out my grampa's house, I found photos of him and my grandma.

Me: What! Please tell me that they were when he and your grandma were young.

Neighbor: Wellllll.

Me: Oh no.

Neighbor: I don't even think my grandma knew anything was going on. My grandfather was kind of a horn dog.

4 comments:

  1. Men have been producing pictures of naked women for centuries. We call it art and hang it in museums.

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    1. Yeah, but does anyone want to see his naked parents at the Louvre with - equipment?

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  2. Yep, not at all surprised. My mom was somewhat surprised to find a "lingerie" photo her mom sent to her dad when he was overseas for WWII. I don't necessarily want to *find* these photos for any of my parents or grandparents, but I'm totally ok with their existence.

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