We are going to our college reunion tomorrow and there is a lot of stress because Primo is not a planner and I am and he is not a do it in advance person and I am so while he is piddling around in the bedroom stressing me out, I am on facebook.
We are talking about people in our class. I had one boyfriend while I was in college, dated another guy from my college ("dated" is perhaps not the proper word) years after graduation when I met him at an alumni event, and then met Primo at a class reunion.
So this other guy - Ted - I have written about here. (NO! I do not know why I named both Primo's brother and this guy "Ted." I did not do it right! Some kind of brain fart, maybe back when I didn't know Ted Drunk would become such a big part of this story. But still. For dumb.)
He was kind of a jerk.
Or maybe he is wonderful and I caught him in a bad moment. I don't know. Who knows what former boyfriends say about me?
However, the consensus in my neighborhood with people who had known Ted since he was a child was that he was a jerk.
He was not nice to me and it was hard at first but then I got over him and whew! am I glad I did because Primo is a MUCH BETTER MAN.
A few months ago, Ted tried to friend Primo on facebook.
Primo declined the friend request and asked me if I wanted him to beat Ted up.
I told him no, it was enough to know that I won.
Turns out that Ted is now following Primo on facebook!
Who does that?
I mean, Ted has to know that Primo is married to me. And he knows that he was not nice to me.
Is that a little bit creepy or what?